Megan Fox - sexy tribute (short version)
Watch out, Foxy lady. The Twitterverse is comin" to get ya.
Apparently the headlines that Megan Fox and husband Brian Austin Green have separated after 11 years together, including five years of marriage, read more like "Megan Fox is back on the market and you"re going to walk outside, see her and she"s going to date you" because Twitter positively lit up with virtual cheers.
Isn"t it beautiful how many people saw the silver lining of what could have been just the latest gloomy moment for celebrity couples this summer?
Or disturbing, whichever. (Truly, though, the teenage-caliber level of optimism is staggering.)
First of all, the mother of two young sons probably doesn"t even plan on going outsidelet alone date, mingle or Tinderfor the time being while she allows the hubbub to die down.
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But regardless of how Fox is actually feeling, dozens are ready to swoop in and help the brunette beauty dry her tears. Because the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles star, Maxim cover girl and onetime Sexiest Woman in the World (per FHM"s wide-eyed readers circa 2008) is now obtainable.
And no, to those of you who claim ignorance as to who her husband is, he isn"t some regular guy. He"s David Silver.
But who are we to rain on anyone"s parade? In fact, we"ll help get the word out that there are a number of gentleman, and a few ladies, who would love to be there for the 29-year-old actress in this difficult time.
So here is a sampling of the wishful thinkers who are in line to become the next Mr. or Mrs. Fox. And the line starts behind this guy:
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Chin up, young man! You have just as much a chance as any of these guys.
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