Lenny Dykstra opens up about hard-partying Phillies and having s*x with elderly women

Former MLB player Lenny Dykstra on The Dan Patrick Show (Full Interview)

There is no such thing as a boring conversation with Lenny Dykstra.

Yet for a guy who has admitted to blackmailing umpires, taking steroids prescribed by a hillbilly doctor and forcing Craigslist housekeepers to give him a massage, you have to wonder when the former Phillies center fielder is going to run out of things to open up about.

On Tuesday, Dykstra had another revelation to share with the world: He has embarked on a new post-baseball career moonlighting as a male gigolo for elderly women.

I thought G*d put me on Earth to entertain people on the baseball field but He actually put me on earth to [pleasure women], Dykstra said on Howard Stern"s SiriusXM Radio show. Im like Picasso.

Dykstra told Stern how several elderly clients pay him for companionship and romantic dinner dates.Dykstra noted that for most of the older women, its more about intimacy than s*x. Their bones are brittle, he said.

Stern asked if Dykstra would have s*x with a woman who was Dykstra"s age.

If they paid me, he responded. Its my duty.

Warning: NSFW language

Dykstra also visited the Dan Patrick Show, where he made it clear which of his former teams was wilder off the field.

"I didnt even know what partying was with the Mets, Dykstra told Patrick. That whole Mets team is made out to be some crazy, wild group. Our Phillies made them look like children. We had fun and made people like it.

Dykstra said he partied hard with his Phillies teammates, whether it was booze, drugs or other things. It was their reputation as a wild crew that made them so intimidating to other squads.

"It was rocketships, roids ... and the other teams knew it, too, Dykstra said. [The league] didnt want any part of us.

As it does often with Dykstra, the topic quickly turned to steroids, which the slugger admitted he started to take after being traded from the Mets to the Phillies in 1989 and becoming the teams everyday center fielder.

Im a small guy, Dykstra told Patrick. My body just couldnt hold up.

Dykstra said the average fan doesnt understand how grueling the 162-game season is for players.

As weird as this sounds, I actually did [steroids] for the right reason, Dykstra said. I did it for my family and my ability to stay on the field.

So what other Phillies were using steroids? Anybody who was good, an unusually reserved Dykstra said, unwilling to name anyone. The only ones who werent using them were stupid.

Published: June 29, 2016 9:45 AM EDT

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You don"t want to know about Lenny Dykstra"s twisted s*x life

Lenny Dykstra: Companion For Hire?

Its easy to score with former major league all-star Lenny Dykstra just pay him, he admitted on the radio Tuesday.

The former Mets center fielder who this week published a tell-all memoir about the shady side of pro baseball moonlights as a gigolo for elderly women, he revealed on the The Howard Stern Show.

Would you fk a woman your own age? Stern asked him.

If they paid me, he shot back.

Dykstra, 53, confessed on the show that geezers pay him for companionship and romantic dinner dates.But he refused to say whether they gave him cash for s*x.

One of the women, who is in her 80s, gets on his nerves because she always wants to stick her fing tongue down my throat, he told the shock jock.

Were talking about grandma. Youre talking about a fking gray bush, bro, Dykstra said.

The bigmouth baseball great doesnt prefer to go all the way with grannies because, their bones are brittle, he added.

In his new book, which was exclusively excerpted in The Post this week, Dykstra claims he would hire private eyes to dig up dirt on umpires so he could intimidate them at games.

He also admitted that he used Jack Nicholson as a wingman for picking up women and went on 10-day coke bender with actor Mickey Rourke.

But s*x may be his favorite vice, he said Tuesday.

I thought G*d put me on earth to entertain people on the baseball fieldbut He actually put me on earth to get women off, he said.

Im like Picasso, the sports legend bragged of his bedroom prowess.

Dykstra, a member of the World Series champion 1986 Mets, also boasted about the number of women he slept with while on the road and while traveling on his private plane.

The plane became my drug. For instance, youre sitting around in your hotel suite fking bored, [saying] Where do you want to go? I spun the globe [and] wanted trip to Monaco, he told Stern.

I was trying to tap that Princess Stephanie. I just wanted some royalty on the belt, he said.

In the radio interview, Dykstra also dished about doing time in jail, partying with Charlie Sheen and oral s*x, calling it, Artwork, man.

Asked about his bad habit of saying too much in interviews and books, he insisted hes just an honest guy.I speak the truth and sometimes people dont like the truth, he said.

Dykstra was a three-time All-Star and also made it to the World Series with the Phillies

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Source: http://nypost.com/2016/06/28/women-pay-good-money-to-have-s*x-with-lenny-dykstra/

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