Tuesday, June 28, 2016

You don"t want to know about Lenny Dykstra"s twisted s*x life


Lenny Dykstra: Companion For Hire?

Its easy to score with former major league all-star Lenny Dykstra just pay him, he admitted on the radio Tuesday.

The former Mets center fielder who this week published a tell-all memoir about the shady side of pro baseball moonlights as a gigolo for elderly women, he revealed on the The Howard Stern Show.

Would you fk a woman your own age? Stern asked him.

If they paid me, he shot back.

Dykstra, 53, confessed on the show that geezers pay him for companionship and romantic dinner dates.But he refused to say whether they gave him cash for s*x.

One of the women, who is in her 80s, gets on his nerves because she always wants to stick her fing tongue down my throat, he told the shock jock.

Were talking about grandma. Youre talking about a fking gray bush, bro, Dykstra said.

The bigmouth baseball great doesnt prefer to go all the way with grannies because, their bones are brittle, he added.

In his new book, which was exclusively excerpted in The Post this week, Dykstra claims he would hire private eyes to dig up dirt on umpires so he could intimidate them at games.

He also admitted that he used Jack Nicholson as a wingman for picking up women and went on 10-day coke bender with actor Mickey Rourke.

But s*x may be his favorite vice, he said Tuesday.

I thought G*d put me on earth to entertain people on the baseball fieldbut He actually put me on earth to get women off, he said.

Im like Picasso, the sports legend bragged of his bedroom prowess.

Dykstra, a member of the World Series champion 1986 Mets, also boasted about the number of women he slept with while on the road and while traveling on his private plane.

The plane became my drug. For instance, youre sitting around in your hotel suite fking bored, [saying] Where do you want to go? I spun the globe [and] wanted trip to Monaco, he told Stern.

I was trying to tap that Princess Stephanie. I just wanted some royalty on the belt, he said.

In the radio interview, Dykstra also dished about doing time in jail, partying with Charlie Sheen and oral s*x, calling it, Artwork, man.

Asked about his bad habit of saying too much in interviews and books, he insisted hes just an honest guy.I speak the truth and sometimes people dont like the truth, he said.

Dykstra was a three-time All-Star and also made it to the World Series with the Phillies

Warning: Graphic language

Source: http://nypost.com/2016/06/28/women-pay-good-money-to-have-s*x-with-lenny-dykstra/

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